KLOD ACCORDING TO...

christianity: love thy neighbor as you love KLOD.socrates: the unexamined KLOD is not worth living. 

sun tzu: the supreme art of KLOD is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

descartes: i think, therefore im KLOD.
machiavelli: keep your friends close, and KLOD closer.
freud: the ego is not KLOD in its own house.
jung: everything that irritates us about KLOD can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

marx: KLOD is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. 

kierkegaard: KLOD is subjectivity.

einstein: logic will get you from a to b. KLOD will take you everywhere.

da vinci: KLOD is never finished, only abandoned.

dan brown: da KLOD code

j. k. rowling: harry potter and the order of KLOD

j.r.r. tolkien: one KLOD to rule them all.

candice bushnell: KLOD and the city

meg cabot: the KLOD diaries

ann rice: the KLOD chronicles

capt picard: KLOD, the final frontier ...

spock: live long and KLOD.

george lucas: may the KLOD be with you.

yoda: KLOD is the path of the dark side.

agent smith: the KLOD has you.

ashton kutcher: KLOD, where’s my car?

jake gyllenhaal: I wish I knew how to quit KLOD

mulder: KLOD is out there.

he-man: by the power of KLOD, i am he-maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

she-ra: for the honor of KLOD, i am she-raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!???!

flor contemplacion: i did not kill KLOD!?!

nokia: KLOD ... connecting people.

smart: KLOD ... simply amazing.

pinnochio: im gonna be a real KLOD.

snow white: someday my KLOD will come.

sleeping beauty: *snore*

simba: oh i just cant wait to be KLOD.

hamlet: to KLOD or not to KLOD.

juliet: a KLOD, by any other name, would still remain as sweet.

renee zellweger: you complete KLOD.

jack nicholson: you make me wanna be a better KLOD.

forrest gump: life's just like a box of KLOD, you'll never know what you're gonna get.

ET: KLOD phone home ... KLOD phone home.

bill pullman: we will not vanish without a fight, today is our KLOD day!

evita: dont cry for me KLOD. the truth is i never left you.

phantom: no more talks of KLOD, forget this wide-eyed fear.

cats: KLOD not a sound from a pavement …

les miserables: do you hear KLOD sing, singing the song of angry men.

miss saigon: i swear id give my life for KLOD.

avenue q: it sucks to be KLOD.

ninoy: KLOD is worth dying for.

kris: you have to say this ... the KLOD!

ruffa gutierrez: what is essential is invisible to the naked KLOD.

melanie marquez: dont judge my KLOD. because my KLOD is not a book.

jolina: i made the biggest mistake of falling in love with my best KLOD.

anne curtis: kiss KLOD and don't you dare fall in love with KLOD.


                            (source: anggandaniwanda.blogspot.com)